zmpl:

you have been BANNED from MyChart

littlebeetlebro:

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

just wore a bra for 20 hours and will have to put one on again in 5 contemplating ending it all

thriron:

3000s:

mikufanclub:

does this

honted:

the blair witch project is about how men are so negative and all they do is obstruct women’s art

yurippe:

dadith:

this is specifically after that poe quest

nefarious-laptop:

nefarious-laptop:

robot girls getting compared to chatgpt is like when you’re autistic and your mom would call you down to watch the big bang theory and point at sheldon just to go “look, that’s you”

you got like a special brand of shit going on idk how to help you